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I like to insult, skank.
About Me Member General Writer Calib16/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 10 Months
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Spin

"Oh my God, your a fag, your a dyke!"
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"I know your on bottom."
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"We love you, yuh know...BJ and I."
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"Clean that fuckin' stain off the motha fuckin' couch!"
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"I'm a fucking lesbian, BJ. We live in a town of five-thousand socially backwards dicks."
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"I thought you were straight! You almost scared me there for a second!"
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"I could never do that...not even if you were dead..."
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"Yeah! He's hot! Because he's a guy! And guys are hot!"
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"Uh....your a keeper for Charlie, as a friend. Because, yuh know, girls don't have girlfriends! They have, uh, friend-girls? Yeah! They have friend-girls!"
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"Sinner."
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"Yeah! I love vagina...cause pink's my favorite color!"


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I'm Calib and I kinda like Britney Spears. Remember her breakdown? I loved her breakdown. When I have a kid, I want to put them in one of those strollers for twins and then run around the mall looking frantic. I want to go Christmas Caroling with my friends. When I knock on the door, I'll go "It's Britney, bitch!" People tell me I'm ditzy. Dumb and ditzy are not the same thing. Dumb is just not knowing... Ditzy is having the courage to ask. Life is hilarious. If I rob a bank and my pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny! I find it weird that the early news is where they begin with 'Good Morning', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. I love people. People either love or hate me. Don't judge me, gimme a chance. Give my writing a chance. Btw....I love you.

Your Mom.

Wed Jul 1, 2009, 6:28 PM
Me.
First of all, I would just like to say to all you "friends" of mine who have problems with me dating a guy: Fuck you. I don't give a shit. Take it or leave it.

Oh, and little miss "I think I'm emo I LOVE JESUS" go fuck yourself. I do not like you like that. At all. Anymore. And just cause you pray Chris won't work out, doesn't mean it'll happen. And if we do break up, how the fuck do you figure I'll let you be there with me, if you couldn't be there for me when I needed support?
FUCK ALL OF YOU.

Spin.
Too lazy to type it up.

I am now holding a contest. This is for all you Spin fans. I am doing this to get myself hyped up about it again, so I will post!
I would like for you to draw a picture of Charlie and upload it. I will :+fav: it as well as put it in my gallery, with credit to you of course. Mhm.
Now, the winner will get nude photos. JK. Just ask for a story about anything. IDC. ANYTHING.Please Please participate in this. I really need motivation to get back in the Spin moood.

The Lutzens.
On major hold.

Hangman.

This is a new story about a boys obsession with a pair of distant twins. He falls in love with one, and tries to help her fit in but bad things happen....

P.S.

Angie, I have Reincarnation done, I'm just lazy.

  • Mood: Anger

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thanks so much for the fave! :D
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no problems.

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I was infected by my genetics! Now I'm perfected by their cosmetics!
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i guess you really like michael jackson huh?
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no.
i just faved something i saw, and since my thing displays 4 things at once i like them to match...be in the same theme.
idk.
im weird like that.

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